keeps cool and safe in my fridge,
but it heats the world*.
[*NOTE: The refrigerator heats the world, not the meatloaf]
– Erik N.
However, I would beg to differ on his note that meatloaf does not heat the world. The meat industry is one of largest pollution industries in the world, growing larger every day as 3rd World people find more money to spend on meat.
Here’s a vegetarian Haiku:
Green leaves taste good
eating like a cow
instead of eating one